Friday, December 18, 2009

The Twelve Days of Christmas, Maori / NZ style

You're probably familiar with The Twelve Days of Christmas (five golden rings, my precious). You may also be familiar with The Twelve Pains of Christmas (rigging up these lights!). Tonight I came across another parody, written by a New Zealand native, Kingi Ihaka. Fish heads!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve piupius swinging
Eleven haka lessons
Ten juicy fish heads
Nine sacks of pipis
Eight plants of puha
Seven eels a swimming
Six pois a twirling
Five - big - fat - pigs !
Four huhu grubs
Three flax kits
Two kumera
And a pukeko in a ponga tree!
- Kingi Ihaka
http://folksong.org.nz/nzchristmas/pukeko.html

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Spyware Removal

So, I've written this email a few times. In case this is of any help to someone else, here are notes on removal and cleanup of spyware.

Iteration 1 (from April 20, 2009):

These are the three pieces of software I usually use on Windows boxes to keep them "clean" (they're all free):
  • AVG anti-virus
  • Spybot Search and Destroy
  • AdAware
Also, Piriformis' Crap Cleaner works well at clearing off, well, old crap: browser caches, your Flash / Shockwave caches, Java caches, etc.

The links are:

http://free.avg.com/
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/home/
http://www.lavasoft.com/
http://www.ccleaner.com/

Iteration 2 (from December 28, 2005):

Prevent unauthorized access:
If you're on a high-speed connection such as Road Runner (your
mom mentioned you were), it's important to have a piece of
hardware or software that prevents random strangers on the net
from infecting your computer. Most of the time it's malicious,
automated software that's running on someone else's computer
without their knowledge.

There are all kinds of firewalls out there, but all you really
need is a router. I've had good luck with Best Buy... with
rebates I've picked up 2 different $5 routers for people in a
similar situation. Watch out for the up-sell; they'll try to
sell you a full firewall. All you need is something that stops
people from getting in. A router will do just that.

If you get a wireless router, log in to it and turn wireless off
(unless you're going to use it, in which case I'll give you
pointers on how to secure it).

Remove spyware and prevent it from getting on:
The next thing you need to do (or the first thing, if you don't
feel like getting a router) is prevent malicious programs from
running on your computer in the first place. I use 3 different
programs:

Microsoft AntiSpyware:
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx

Ad-Aware:
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

and Spybot:
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

Each one does slightly different things. I let Microsoft
AntiSpyware run in the background, and then run Ad-Aware and
Spybot every once in a while to clean up anything that slipped
through. When you first install them, you'll want to do a scan
with each of them to clean up anything that's currently on your
system.

Spybot has two background programs, but I usually turn them off,
because I have the Microsoft one running, and I think it runs
better. One of the Spybot background programs is TeaTimer. The
other one I can't remember but it hooks in to Internet Explorer.

One other thing you might want to download and run is
Microsoft's Malicious Software Removal Tool:

http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx


Anti-virus software:
If you don't currently have anti-virus software, there's a good
free package available from Grisoft called AVG:

http://free.grisoft.com/doc/1



Anyway, I hope this helps. If your problems have nothing to do with
what I've just described, I apologize for taking up your time. Let me
know what the problem is and maybe I can help diagnose it further.

Also, if the problem is Spyware, and you want to know more, check out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyware

They have names...

I came upon this site linked off of a site linked off of Let's Bring 'em Home. It'sdedicated to telling the stories of our fallen brothers and sisters... our fallen soldiers.

Here's an excerpt from the story of James "Alex" Funkhouser, the gentleman whose death spurred the creation of the site:
On Memorial Day, May 29th, Jennifer returned with the kids and her parents from Corpus Christi. As she was getting her two daughters, Kaitlyn - 4, and Allison - 2, settled down and ready for their afternoon nap there was a knock at the door. Opening the door, Jennifer was greeted by two sharply dressed Soldiers, a female Chaplain and male Captain. Before anything could be said, she knew that something had happened to her husband.

Capt. James A. Funkhouser, 35, of Katy, Texas, died in Baghdad, Iraq, on May 29, of injuries sustained when a vehicle-borne improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV during reconnaissance patrol operations. Killed with him were two journalists. He leaves behind his wife and two daughters.
I don't know what else to say.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Random Thoughts

1) Help Mend A Heart - There's a mother out there, dying, after a virus attacked her heart and left it non-functional. Her name is Maureen Waters. She needs a heart transplant in order to continue living. The catch? She's unemployed, and her COBRA ran out. So her kids have been asking for donations to pay for the heart transplant out of pocket. Please, take a few minutes and send a few bucks. They need at least half a million dollars, and they've been able to raise forty thousand. That's a lot for a short period of time, but in reality, it's not even 10%.

What needs to happen is for this thing to go viral (no morbid pun intended). It still hasn't hit that critical mass that it needs. You can help, by spreading the word. If the AP picks it up, or a major network, that might give it the boost it needs.

One more note about Maureen Waters: her son is the lead singer for New Found Glory. They put on a benefit concert this weekend. I can't even imagine how hard that must have been.

2) Defying Gravity kicks some serious butt. It had the same potential that Firefly had, but it was canned after episode 8 in the States, and after the first season in Canada. It'll be out on DVD and Blu-Ray in January. iTunes had the pilot (2 parts) and the first episode after that available for free download back in August. I downloaded them and forgot about them until now. I'd recommend checking out the pilot, at least. It has an interesting story line, good character development, and enough mystery to keep you watching.

3) Mam, Cwningen and I went to the New York State Museum this weekend. We weren't aware of the Chocolate Expo going on this weekend, but, bravo. We didn't partake, but it was spread throughout the museum. People who might not normally wander a museum were, in fact, doing just that, lured on by chocolate. The bird hall was full of vendors (actually a disappointment for us). There was a long line waiting for the chocolate fountain outside of the NYC and Albany exhibits.

Cwningen enjoyed the children's area. I'm fairly certain she could have stayed there all day, an alternative pre-school. Everything is hands-on, and science or history oriented. I'd recommend anyone with a small child check it out as an option for spending a few hours out this winter. The museum is free, with a donation box outside if you can afford it.

4) Ernie and crew are once again running Let's Bring 'em Home. It's a charity designed to pay for transportation to bring home our boys and girls in blue for the holidays (junior enlisted military personnel, as stated on the site). (And, yes, I'm well aware that their day-to-day gear is not blue. Except for the Navy's nice new blue digital camo).

I know, I've listed two charities. These are two charities that are not well known, and both do good directly and immediately. There's still a bit of an air of mystery around Help Mend a Heart. It's brand new, so I'm willing to overlook the lack of details. Some message boards are calling it a publicity stunt. I don't think it is, though.

If that still turns you off, LBEH is well established. They've been operating every year since 2001, and they're a registered not-for-profit organization.

Well, that's enough for tonight.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Buffalo Chik'n Salad (v1.0)

Buffalo Chik'n Salad

 

Ingredients

  1. 2 chik'n patties (Boca, Morningstar, &c.)
  2. 1/4 to 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  3. 1 tbsp. hot sauce
  4. 1/8 cup dried cherries, chopped (optional)
  5. Any type of bread (hamburger rolls, fajita wrappers, &c.)

Directions

  1. Cook, slightly cool, and then cube the chik'n patties.
  2. Mix 1/4 c. mayo and hot sauce together.
  3. Mix in the chik'n patties and fruit until well coated.
  4. Taste and add mayo as needed, mixing until the desired consistency or flavor is reached.
  5. Spread on bread and enjoy.
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